I know!" said Screwtape from the lowerachy Military & Security Department. "lets get everyone worked up about something that is actually easy to fix and cheap like hmmm of course ... children! "
"Yes that's it! Lets separate the kids from their mommies. That will be
like catnip - they will go batshit to get this fixed. They will be
freakin out over something we can turn on and off like a tap."
"Then my little Demon friend - we will offer something we say is small
... oh lets say it's just a likkle wikkle border wall and sweeten it up
with a few teenage DACA kids who were born here and voila we have a
"We are geniuses! what a sweet plan
Wormwood. We set up a giant multi-billion year-on-year never-ceasing
swill trough of dollars ($200,000,000 +) for our pals, us and our
military contractor friends ... and of course they will all remember us as time goes by! "
This must be just a gratuitous excuse to write some filthy words in LAUGHJOHNLAUGHS! Blog-
I was researching this because the words of my first ever single -
"Does my bum look big in this? " contains the word 'ass' in a line in the third verse.
"Ohh please tell me baby do you like my ASS?"
which is a fair relationship question imo ...but my G/f says in church circles it is likely regarded as lewd or crude .. hmm I hadn't realized. So here is some interesting material derived from a quick search on the topic - using the search terms 'is the word ass in lyrics considered explicit' I got some information about the 7 dirty words or seven naughty or filthy words - whatever they may be titled.
However if I publish the 7 naughty words in full then I need to mark my blog as explicit which is a shame - so may need to write a tamer version without the highly charged naughty/dirty words. Anyway basically the good news is as follows: I don't need to …
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