The Twelve Days of Christmas for Tech Guys

On the first day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
an up-grade to my memory

On the second day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Two monitors
And an up-grade to my memory

On the third day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an upgrade to my memory

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Six cables laying,
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Seven files up-loading
Six cables laying,
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Eight phones a-breaking,
Seven files up-loading
Six cables laying,
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Nine PC’s crashing,
Eight phones a-breaking,
Seven files up-loading
Six cables laying,
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Ten Tech’s a-thinking
Nine PC’s crashing,
Eight phones a-breaking,
Seven files up-loading
Six cables laying,
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Eleven prices changing,
Ten Tech’s a-thinking
Nine PC’s crashing,
Eight phones a-breaking,
Seven files up-loading
Six cables laying,
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my tech team sent to me
Twelve progress meetings
Eleven prices changing,
Ten Tech’s a-thinking
Nine PC’s crashing,
Eight phones a-breaking,
Seven files up-loading
Six cables laying,
Five broken things
Four catalogs
Three Stone Edge Imports
Two monitor’s
And an up-grade to my memory

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